i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
always reblog, no matter what.
This hurts
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“i’m not gay but..” ya you’re gay
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
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Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
I thought it was something serious
i sleep all the time because it’s the only way i know to deal with my troubles
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
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my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
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